I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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