you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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