And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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