Where are you?
In a non slutty way
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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