It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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