Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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