Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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