I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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