whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
