Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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