I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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