i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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