Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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