But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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