Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
