the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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