"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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