I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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