i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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