so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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