After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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