what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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