5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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