I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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