plz talk dirty to me
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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