It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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