if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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