Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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