Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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