So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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