he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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