Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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