Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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