in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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