Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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