Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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