um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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