I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
