I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Everclear isn't food dammit
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize