I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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