I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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