i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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