My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
