you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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