Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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