so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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