You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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