I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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