who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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