Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just gargled with NyQuil
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