you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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