It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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