It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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