I skipped work to stalk him.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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