Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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