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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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