I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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