I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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