I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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