you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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