i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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