just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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