this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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