is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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